Zero Spine--

As Google debates détente with China (civil rights, what are those?), it would only figure that Microsoft, led by the intrepid (né spineless) wunderkind Ballmer would defiantly state that they had no plans to uncensor Bing. On days like this, it is no wonder that certain countries adored their evil dictators--if the alternative was Ballmer, who wouldn't? They must be thinking, "better the devil who knows, than the prat who doesn't".

Come to think of it, China<->Microsoft, (as I slap my forehead), they're the same--a bunch of well-intentioned people led by nefarious fools on a quest for world domination.

Come on Pinky, I've got better things to do than think about this...

The Brain